COMING AUGUST 29TH:
BEAST MOM
Speculative fiction and humor
An Oregon mom is about to lose her $#!t.
It might be what the government’s been waiting for.
On the outside, Harriet “Harry” Lime is a typical American mom. But after years of packing all the lunches and picking up all the socks, she’s become a bit…off on the inside. And after stumbling upon the offensive new statue at her daughter’s school, she gets unusually angry and turns into a gigantic monster.
Now she’ll have to figure out why that keeps happening—and why some mysterious uniformed men have begun lurking around town—all while keeping up with the grocery shopping, the carpool, and all those mother@#!&ing socks.
As soon as Harriet discovers that other local women are undergoing their own amazing transformations, she faces the sudden danger of being ripped away from everyone and everything she loves. Still, she’s begun to wonder: How much of her old life—with its surplus of cleaning, cooking, and monthly cramping—does she want to hold on to, anyway?
EVERYTHING BUT THE EARL*
Regency Romance meets screwball comedy
Miss Caroline Crispin is on top of the world.
But she’s about to take a painful fall.
As the daughter of London’s most in-demand architect, Caro has laughed and danced and pursued her interests with gusto—free from Society’s censure. So when she overhears two lords calling her vulgar names and wagering on whose lover she’ll become, she’s shocked and stung—and determined to teach them a lesson. though it pains her to ask for help from another brutish lord.
Lord Ryland isn’t the man his father wanted him to be. But he’s about to make an excellent catch.
Adam, earl Ryland just wants to get married and tend his country garden, away from the bucks, fops, and gossips who pester him to box like his late father. When this gentle giant meets his sister’s friend Caro—who parries his flirtations with double entendre that would make a barman blush—he’s smitten. But there’s a problem: she’s looking to him for a different sort of partnership. And it’s a risky one.
*Everything but the Earl was first published in 2018. It will be available again soon! Stay tuned for more information.